Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

" A blue rectangular banner at the bottom contains white text reading "CARPET CLEANING • SINCE 1985

Wearing a shirt that admits it's the unfunny one takes the same energy as introducing yourself as someone's disappointing friend

The trophy is participation

flanked by white clouds on each end

Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernaturalVelociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying rsum in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous. The Details: Green toned etching style illustration of a velociraptor bust draped in a toga and crowned with a laurel wreath. Golden tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring