Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Red script text reads "Dick's"

Red script text reads "Dick's" above bold red block text "MEAT MARKET" with distressed white text "OPEN SINCE 1947

paying homage to the original El Rancho Vegas

it became a landmark for anyone driving the California coastline

Firecracker double entendres on a holiday tee are doing exactly zero percent of the subtlety work they think they're doing

and a local baseball team gave the city something to cheer for on summer evenings

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Red script text reads "Dick's"Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft