Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black flanked by green vertical text

flanked by green vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1907

" A small white Predator skull icon sits centered at the bottom

a cartoon illustration depicts two blue-footed boobies standing side by side

league nights filled every lane while neon hummed against the East Bay fog

with a crocodile wrapping around the composition and "steak house" printed inside

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black flanked by green vertical textCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro