Drink Like a Champion Today - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt montpelier Replacing a baseball bat with

Replacing a baseball bat with a wizard staff actually improves your swing about as much as your waiver wire pickups do

The hat really ties the whole unemployment arc together

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "SPECIALIZING IN THE BIZARRE

Large rounded white text across the tree reads "Thick & Sprucey

and red boots

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